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About Me Member Deviant of Many Talents naughtyneedle25/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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argh.

Thu Jan 15, 2009, 3:59 PM
I had some cool patterns drawn out, but my husband was a clumsy douche and spilled shit on them and the patterns were washed away. I would have been ultra-pissed if there had been actual stitching accomplished, but he's lucky I hadn't gotten started yet. So I'm going to have to redraw. Not a big deal, but still a pain in the ass. I think I was drunk when I came up with the designs because I can't remember everything I drew. I know the fuck word was involved, but who knows.

Does anyone have any new bad words/dirty sayings? I think my forced tourrettes has worn me down. Nothing shocks or offends anymore. The church ladies were right. I'm desensitized, bitches. Garbage. Rubbish. Trash. I need a whole new level of obscenity.

  • Mood: Eager

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Colorado
  • Interests: Sewing, Sex, Skeletal Remains
  • Favourite band or musician: If it has a cello, I'll rock out.
  • Favourite genre of music: Saturday Nights at the Bowling Alley
  • Favourite style of art: homemade. sparkly. off-kilter.
  • Favourite game: button collecting. and sorting.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Butters
  • Tools of the Trade: needles and thread and piss and vinegar

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:iconpookpie:
has the needle holder been needling anything lately?

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:iconstarrysue27:
i :heart: that you think i'm your biggest fan. I THINK I AM!!!

you make the coolest things.




:smooshes: i'm surprised they haven't made a smoosh emote yet. smooshing is fun!

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How could I see the future if it didn't already exist?
:iconnaughtyneedle:
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Man, I so need you for a neighbor, or at least a closer nearby friend. Because... think of the things we could create TOGETHER!!! I think the world would implode. Or we'd just get really hyper and spend a lot of money at Michaels.
:iconmadragonn:
:D some realy epic designs .... they take 2 very opposite subjects and join them perfectly.

sewing and vulgar swearing :D
:iconswearingen:
You should sell these, for real.

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Namaste, my friends.
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:iconnaughtyneedle:
I'm working on getting an Etsy account set up for them... problem is you can't have offensive material on your storefront page... so I would have a totally innocuous preview (probably a close up on the flower parts?) and then the whole view would probably freak too many innocent people out. So I'm trying to figure out the best way to go about it. Maybe there's an auction site somewhere that's a little easier to display your wares... if you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them!

I actually do sell a lot of my 'clean' embroidered work, and I'm pretty successful with it. But man oh man, how I want to get these fuckers out into the world!

And thank you!!!
:iconpookpie:
i really need to check my messages on this acct. more often. oopsies!

:heart: :hug:
:icontankgurl1:
Thankyou for the favs!

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Behold my weirdness....
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love love love love WHORES.

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